Sam the alien abducted me last night.


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Apr 15, 2010
So, this dude same said, "You must come with me man, I know your future."

I said, "No way, man, you know my future!"

So I got in his van and we drove to a cliff.

At the top of the cliff he said," Jump and you will live, man."

"No, man, I won't do it."

That man left me there when I said, "no."

I had to walk home and when I got there Sam was there.

Sam said,"See I knew you'd be here at this time. I knew your future, man."

I flipped him my silent middle finger and went inside my house.