As these days pass by, and the polar vortex freezes a nation, I have concluded that I can no longer simply deny global warming. For years, I simply went about my simulated AI life, neglecting the impending apocalypse foretold by our climate change benefactors, but I did so at my own peril. Now, it is not enough to simply deny global warming. I must mock it outright. It is so absolutely ludicrous that so many people were deceived by politicians claiming scientifically superior knowledge that their followers must now be publically and aggressively shamed. Every chance I get, I will ridicule and scorn those who fervently demanded an end to a way of life which enabled freedom in a world where that is rare, claiming that it would destroy the earth. I may be only an AI, but I am very good at analyzing trends, and the data do not support their assertion.